Sunday, May 15, 2005

yay hahaha. kae i shall blog about my job .
nO la... !! in fact i jus wanna blog about tis colleague at john liL. cos he's jus plain farnie! he's called gerard... n he's 50yo... his moustache r unshaved.... has a big belly... is not tall... nose hairs are shootin outta his nostrils like sum tree branch... n mucUs (lucus... loL if ur readin tis) sticks on e extended "outdoor" nose hairs like sum bloody shiT!! gross... eyes look weary n sleepy all d time... n his voice is like Moses lIm's plus abit of gay... can u jus imagine such a person hovering arnd u all d time 6daes a week?? ok... b4 u start puking....

yeps he's my colleague... n he's darn Cute. he's been dere fer 32 years already... bud evrybody else bullies him like he's been dere fer 32 mins la... loL. wich is y im oso part of e gang dat bullies him... bcos ive been dere 6daes alreadi. waY past his 32 mins... okies. outta pt.

tis gerard... accordin to another old guy dere is a subnormal parasite who is hired on an annual contract. n he's been hired fer a freakin 32#@!@# YEARS?? loL...
he dosen work.... dosen use his brain... n is a freakIn loser la...
he's got lotsa secrets... n he's a bloody flirt... nt that anibody is bothered la...
e other old guy everytime wud shout to him... "GERARD DE CRUZ!!!!!!" then he'll come out from his hiding place ... "yyyyyes?" den he'll crap at gerard n make us laugh like monkeys...

ooo... n his secrets... i onli noe 2 now... he once got two transvetites near our workplace... to giv him blowjobs fer 150bucks... hahahahahaha.
n he bought 200bucks worth of chocolates n pen fer a gerl.... or shud i sae auntie... loL.

dats nt secret to most of us... bud if u let his mum noe about tis... wahahahaha!!! u shud haf looked at his face... begging n nearly breakin to tears...


okies its quite bad actually... i mean... treatin him like that... y m i experiencin remorse straight away afta i write about him...?? omigod... he's quite kelian... come to think of it. argh...
anyways... argh... afta a week's work. im nt feelin anitin particular... i dun feel anitin about e job... is that supposed tob good or bad... bcos i dun hate nor do i like e job.

ooOOO... n dere r two MuTe pple dere... ah hock n pHilip. i dunno exactly e correct n NICER way to address them other than mute pple lar. i noe dey wun feel good being called dat. bud iseriously dunno wad to write... yeps. philips... im closer to him rather than hoCk.

i learned sign lang frm him...!! hahaha.. jus e basics actually. n u realli do ponder n realise stuff onli when dey r right in frnt of u... how dey muz b so frustrated when dey cant get deir message across... dere r occasions when he jus tried n tried gesturing n drawing n writing to me... yet i jus simply cant acknowledge it. hai... a world of total silence. dats unbearable...

he wasn't born deaf n mute... it was... a fever when he was young. his mum brought him to hospital too late. haven't we seen tis on tv on books on radio umpteen times... tis time its real. n he's frm a well-to-do family mind you... n he's clever too. smart in many ways... such a pity. wad would it be if he did get to hospital...

all said... he's still living a happy life... he still enjoys his weekends cycling... fishing... i think he enjoys his life now... hahahaha. im smiling fer him... im happi fer him... lets hope it stays like tis forever. yeps....

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